A family alpaca farm in Virginia invented a scour that held the power of a Fairy Godmother's wand. A wash that cleaned deeper than any wicked stepmothers insults, while being gentle and mild as woodland creatures. And a conditioning rinse that Mirror Mirror declared the Softest One of All.
And the peasants rejoiced and all the magical woodland creatures danced. Princesses burst into song, and fairy godmothers put their magical wands away. Because UNICORN was back on the earth.
And then everyone lived, and cleaned, happily ever after.